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Thread: I am so much fucking better than everyone that I should be elected the president of rap

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    The 0bserver
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    I am so much fucking better than everyone that I should be elected the president of rap

    I am literally one of the top ten lyricists in earth. I am the best and you know it, no one on this site can match the insane rhyme schemes and hilarious wit of Fact Machine. You all have doubted me and spoken ill of your lord and saviour, but in the privacy of your own homes I know you masturbate to my rhymes until your jizz-caked fingers are glued to your keyboards. Because the truth is, everyone who has voted against me is a jelly hater who knows damn well their rap style is an exact replica of 99% of every other internet battle rapper who pretends to be from the hood online. I was like you when I was 13, by the time I was 15 I was hopsin, by the time I was 17 I was Eminem...at this point, I am like the Jesus George Washington Christ of rap.

  2. #2
    Site's 3rd Worst Battler All Seeing Eye's Avatar
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    Re: I am so much fucking better than everyone that I should be elected the president of rap

    He was the Napoleon of getting naked dudes to nut.
    What is high- My battle loss record & my blood pressure.
    What's not high- my win record or me.

    Enjoy the rest of your day.

  3. #3

    Re: I am so much fucking better than everyone that I should be elected the president of rap

    Identity crisis in a nut shell.

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