PodKosljun vs Bereft

[PodKosljun]

Deadline: Monday, August 18th
8 lines mininum, 12 maximum
First to 5 votes wins

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Brace for this lethal verse that freezes your heart pulse
You're witnessing the burial of a bigger dork than Tyler Folse

I'm a young star, my presence is essential
You're still battling even while showing signs of dementia

That poor hairline is already receding
I wouldnt be surprised if you also had internal bleeding
This hillbilly probably jerks off to rabbits breeding

What a shame we have to finish the battle early, you're in shock with your toes curling
You're mentally lost, maybe need a map, and just like McGregor - your last option is to tap

[bereft]

I’m witty like Rogan or Segura, and all of my punches make contact
So once I drop Pod, I expect Spotify to offer me a $100 million contract
Talk about dying technologies. Maybe get on TikTok or something unique
Because Pod hasn’t been relevant until Taylor Swift showed up this week
I checked his black book; it confirmed he gets no hoes, sadly
In fact, the only girls excited about Pod are the ones downloading Call Her Daddy
I saw your shit, wrote a couple of name play bars and sent it
And still managed to silence Pod like I’ve got beef with the First Amendment

[PodKosljun]

Should we change the voting rule? Maybe to whoever has the most votes by August 30th wins, cause the forum seems a bit dead, most people are just peeking and watching instead of voting and talking?

[Aminal]

Usually if u get 3 - 0 its a K.O and if a battle is lacking votes a moderator will tag the most honest, reputable voters. No rule change should be needed.

[Blas]

Usually if u get 3 - 0 its a K.O and if a battle is lacking votes a moderator will tag the most honest, reputable voters. No rule change should be needed.

idk how cringe you have to be to post this shit and not even leave a vote, but i got u guys, strange fella

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I’m witty like Rogan or Segura, and all of my punches make contact
So once I drop Pod, I expect Spotify to offer me a $100 million contract

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pod you came far too simple man, a lot of it is just statementish stuff that would be said in a freestyle, take ur time and try to bring some wp/metas/double connections or just anything past meh statements, i look forward to ur next battle to see if u attempt to elevate a bit, no hate valiant effort

ber you o'd on nameplays and it felt like u didn't really try, made the read very stale but you did more than enough obviously

v/ ber

[PodKosljun]

I'm aware my performance wasn't at a very high level, it is my first battle after all and I'm not very experienced. I appreciate the honesty, and I will try my best to improve in the future!

[Bag Mandela]

Brace for this lethal verse that freezes your heart pulse
You're witnessing the burial of a bigger dork than Tyler Folse lol, basic but was at least an amusing opener

I'm a young star, my presence is essential
You're still battling even while showing signs of dementiaWhich would actually be quite a commendable thing to do especially if winning. There wasn't much going on here other than surface level insults

That poor hairline is already receding
I wouldnt be surprised if you also had internal bleeding
This hillbilly probably jerks off to rabbits breedingI think I'm reading between the lines, receding hair, internal bleeding, rabbits, you're saying sell all of your butt plugs and you may be able to afford hair plugs, resulting in looking more handsome whilst being a voyeur of rabbits

What a shame we have to finish the battle early, you're in shock with your toes curling
You're mentally lost, maybe need a map, and just like McGregor - your last option is to tap

Alright Pod, you pay attention to nuclear engineer podcasts in your spare time so this might be your first battle but you'll probably pick it up fairly quickly. A good start would be to try throwing in some name flips eg I'll walk on Be it's all Gucci (as a flimsy example) & make your insults reach a conclusion with some wordplay. Have a read of some other judged battles on the site with good feedback

I’m witty like Rogan or Segura, and all of my punches make contact
So once I drop Pod, I expect Spotify to offer me a $100 million contractWorks ok, feels like its missing a bit of extra spice
Talk about dying technologies. Maybe get on TikTok or something unique
Because Pod hasn’t been relevant until Taylor Swift showed up this weekFor me, taylor swift wasn't relevant until you mentioned her so I missed this one
I checked his black book; it confirmed he gets no hoes, sadly
In fact, the only girls excited about Pod are the ones downloading Call Her DaddyI'm not familiar with this but I get the gist
I saw your shit, wrote a couple of name play bars and sent it
And still managed to silence Pod like I’ve got beef with the First Amendmentdid enough to win, props, my only advice would be to avoid having a name flip on every bar or at least switch up how the name flip is executed, maybe with some compound wordplay or use idioms, 2 peas in a pod has some good potential lol stops it becoming repetitive & formulaic