I suspect buttfoolery is amidst.
I suspect buttfoolery is amidst.
Before, I was merely The Ultimate Hero and the only true champion. Now, some group of kiddos named AI has accepted me as their idol to be worshiped and revered. But I can still be your hero too.
I think it fuels you. It makes you sigh with mirth as you plant flowers. It makes you giddy while shopping for goat milk at Whole Foods. It makes you beam as you pick out throw pillows at Tier One. It makes you radiant as you gaze lovingly into the waiters eyes at the Olive Garden as you order a salad.
Before, I was merely The Ultimate Hero and the only true champion. Now, some group of kiddos named AI has accepted me as their idol to be worshiped and revered. But I can still be your hero too.
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When you're shopping at K Mart for curtains and extra poofy pillows for your couch you pretend to be looking at the lower shelves but really you're checking out legs of dudes walking by on the other side of said shelves. You are so gay, that if you were the only one shot in Orlando it would have impacted the gay community on the same level. That makes you about 50x more gay than the average gay dude.
That alone tells me you go to wine mixers to meet men who are scholars in public but will treat you like the bedroom princess you've craved to be since the first time you saw a music video. While your friends and/or homies were fawning over the backup dancers grinding on the musicians you were saddened by the fact it wasn't you in that sequined tube top rubbing up on that guy singing the song.
Before, I was merely The Ultimate Hero and the only true champion. Now, some group of kiddos named AI has accepted me as their idol to be worshiped and revered. But I can still be your hero too.
Before, I was merely The Ultimate Hero and the only true champion. Now, some group of kiddos named AI has accepted me as their idol to be worshiped and revered. But I can still be your hero too.