The Legend of the Values of Spare Change
It was 6:05 on a saturday evening.
Thunder boomed outside, the sky was peeing
Mayhem was taking a nap, so it was general disarray.
Earth decided to say death to sunny days!
This was of course a lie. Bunnies in the breeze!
Lawd got arrested for selling extra tiny tees.
But Lord bailed him out and they're the new Salt 'n' Pepper.
They now tour in Spain and their manager is a German Sheppard.
that's it for the good news for now.
Moodecai brought a new dress and a PS2.
Watch for him on the street or he'll make this face at you.
But he made love to Alphabet while eating apple pie!
He broke a Commandment! Die mooey die!
Alphabet cried and cried and...
ah, who gives a fuck about Alphabet's emotions...
That light bulb doesn't care an ounce about your health!
It sold Mondo Thugs' kidneys just for it's mental wealth.
In fact, it stores victims up in Tebo's anus
Where's GesturesRevenge? In that colon making changes.
It has a population of 23,048 and a post office.
And this is what happens when you brush without flossing!
Chapter 27
Bink bink bink binkbink bink bink BINK!
Your accountant stole your money and is now Harold Pink.
Apples will determine your fate and your future.
Don't get screwed like a student of Kama Sutra
Your hour of worship is here, so kneel to The Great Father
There are no other idols or truths, don't even bother.
Your sunglasses are faggy, throw them in the trash.
Moodecai dies while Alphabet has a pube-hair mustache.
Tebo kisses boys and he will be arrested.
Since he loves guys he can't technically be molested.
Originally Posted by Flozac
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The antagonists have been defeated... celebration!
It's time to think about joy... meditation.
Sit cross legged and engage in deep breathing.
Stop existing in this plane and start believing.
The Great Father is your one and only hero.
Without him, your life would be a zero
Now go make scrambled eggs with a side of orange.
And don't let false prophets fill your life with tarnish.
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