I suspect buttfoolery is amidst.
I suspect buttfoolery is amidst.
Before, I was merely The Ultimate Hero and the only true champion. Now, some group of kiddos named AI has accepted me as their idol to be worshiped and revered. But I can still be your hero too.
lmao the homosexOriginally Posted by Toobs
shit kills me
I think it fuels you. It makes you sigh with mirth as you plant flowers. It makes you giddy while shopping for goat milk at Whole Foods. It makes you beam as you pick out throw pillows at Tier One. It makes you radiant as you gaze lovingly into the waiters eyes at the Olive Garden as you order a salad.
Before, I was merely The Ultimate Hero and the only true champion. Now, some group of kiddos named AI has accepted me as their idol to be worshiped and revered. But I can still be your hero too.
you know...
i keep telling myself that i SHOULD have known.... i really should have known about you...
the day you showed me your brand new flash drive you bought...
your "250 GiggityBytes Anal Bead Flashdrive"...
a red flag should have been raised...
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When you're shopping at K Mart for curtains and extra poofy pillows for your couch you pretend to be looking at the lower shelves but really you're checking out legs of dudes walking by on the other side of said shelves. You are so gay, that if you were the only one shot in Orlando it would have impacted the gay community on the same level. That makes you about 50x more gay than the average gay dude.
They were 90% off I couldn't pass up a deal like that
That alone tells me you go to wine mixers to meet men who are scholars in public but will treat you like the bedroom princess you've craved to be since the first time you saw a music video. While your friends and/or homies were fawning over the backup dancers grinding on the musicians you were saddened by the fact it wasn't you in that sequined tube top rubbing up on that guy singing the song.
Before, I was merely The Ultimate Hero and the only true champion. Now, some group of kiddos named AI has accepted me as their idol to be worshiped and revered. But I can still be your hero too.
When you go to Booster Juice with your boyfriend he gets jealous of how much attention you pay to your strawberry parfait and when he slaps it out of your hand you guys get into a slapping hissy fit fight.
Another VBL pitch, huh?
Before, I was merely The Ultimate Hero and the only true champion. Now, some group of kiddos named AI has accepted me as their idol to be worshiped and revered. But I can still be your hero too.
I win because my previous retort surpassed your last retort by astronomical proportions
This explains things...
Before, I was merely The Ultimate Hero and the only true champion. Now, some group of kiddos named AI has accepted me as their idol to be worshiped and revered. But I can still be your hero too.
wtf
What the fuck, no. Don't ask me this again, it's the 39th time this week.
Before, I was merely The Ultimate Hero and the only true champion. Now, some group of kiddos named AI has accepted me as their idol to be worshiped and revered. But I can still be your hero too.
How was my name brought into this, I was unaware of a skype penis battle but I can assure you I'm not interested.
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What would you do, if we one day got an openly gay president?
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