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    I got game; it’s incredibly jank... I wanna hang with a ratchet; I’m jealous of Clank.
    I’m in the fast lane sexting a skank, or feeling like Krang; I’m getting head in a tank.
    For real, I just blew seventy francs on a bottle of cuvée genevieve blanc.
    Plus I just got an ounce of the heaviest dank, and the same liquid acid that Zebedee drank.
    So invested in tranqs, I’mma Lehman Brothers my memory banks.
    Y’all got mummy issues, shoulda dressed with an ankh.
    I’ve got a broad definition of ‘acceptable pranks’...
    In the past they all said I was a pest and scamp;
    I guess I had a few vices; I crushed heads with a clamp.
    Forget private parts and a leisurely wank; I got Major parts, that’s my testicles’ rank.

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    Disregard what I'm about to say,
    to the stars, my dreams are laid.
    Watch my scars as they fade
    into bookmarks and intricate strains.
    Venus, Mars, Saturn and... wait...
    what's that colossus coming this way?

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    I got sick of getting taxed I hate to lose figures,
    And the government took a 5th from son like Jupiter,
    Now I move slicker, I'm getting huge skrilla,
    Monster with the money they call me Jewzilla,
    Modest poon killer,
    Took a hike with Julia cuz her boobs bigger,
    N got blown in the wind like loose litter,
    Are you a boot licker or a shoe sniffer?
    They sound the same to me like raskit n scrufizza,
    New York? I rep the old one so fuck you Jigga,
    My work stays near the peak like roof fitters,
    How else you think I bought this Nissan Micra with 22 spinners?

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    I’mma recruit a group of stupid ducks, to start a racist clan, and call it ‘klueless klucks’.
    Nah I’mma start an anti-vax protest, and call it ‘hoovers suck’.
    I dropped some acid tabs, and now my Roomba’s fucked.
    Should take a blade to Boris Johnson since that cunt approves of cuts.
    I ain’t need nothing else except some Cuban blunt super skunk zoots to puff.
    Eh, wait, I also need a bar of Cadbury’s fruit and nut.
    I rock a Puma tux and touch cougar butts.
    They swoon and strut, then I leave em walking Wilder like it alludes to Lux.

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    Last edited by Virbius; October 13th, 2021 at 08:56 PM

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    I rub off then shake hands with em, chim chiminey,
    I beat my mates kid viscously for saying I stink like poo, shit simile,
    Your outfit makes you look like a fake dick, send it back, dil-livery,
    My mind wand-, it's wizardry,
    8 is the best number, I could rotate it infinitely,
    But if you want a number & a half you can split trinities,
    Ive honed my talent of spotting females in misery for the sake of achieving the objective efficiently,
    My porn names Dick Stifflesby,
    I take care when locking women in pillories cuz I'm masterful with chivalry,
    Gig-gigiddy

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    Vegetarian, shit, I’ve fought urges to eat pork purses.
    The NHS is short-staffed but it’s all perfect, I’m into dwarf nurses.
    I catch a quick body and take a corpse furthest, in Porsche hearses.
    My Alexa gets so wet she short-circuits.
    I choose to use euphemisms like ‘pork purses’ coz I’m too polite to write ‘whores cervix’.
    One of the top leftist writers, that was some raw ‘qwert’age.
    [Insert more verses]

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    Last edited by Virbius; October 29th, 2021 at 01:26 PM

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    Priti Patel, Satan has truly risen from hell with an Indian smell offering sexual encounters like dipping a brick in a well,
    as with Peter Pan & the Pied Piper she touches kids ya can tell,
    None of that's true except the Indian smell,
    Looks tidy for 50, if you're reading this give me a bell,
    I'll take you out for Thai food, act like I'm into Adele, we'll instantly gel,
    I'll put you in a collar like pinning lapels n you can walk home looking like an injured gazelle practising lies about how you were drinking and fell during a weekend skiing trip in Orelle

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    If only I could rest my feet and hit the hot springs at a mountain resort...
    drink from a youth fountain of yore, but alas, I just push past these dark clouds like a chore
    every evil path got a paypal and a door that I can't see through - so they're doubtin' me more
    I'm not out for these scores...clowns on a board, jesters dancin' dances, undoubtedly bored
    I'd rather be passionate than a floundering whore...just an ego driven loser drowning in lore
    I'm not out to be rich, but not proud to be poor...every move made me more astoundingly torn
    every ounce of me born into a world full of pussies trouncing...like porn...
    you got the best one right? pretend to lay the dick like you were down to be raw...
    creating groups of trash, fouling the core... 'cause you accepted a job not knowing how to preform...
    souring; worn... touting the norm likes it's special - when you cower to gore...
    you ain't down to be on...you're really just a shell to overpowering lords....
    Oh, how we distort every last ruler overseeing our moves, as they're hounding for war...

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    Preying mantis.
    Playing antics.
    Slaying candid.
    Weighing mansions.
    Paying taxes
    Filleting mattress.
    Debating matches
    Relaying catfish.

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    Re: Rhyme Cypher

    No joke, I'm ninja schooled near Liverpool, the kicks are brutal,
    Signs of fentanyl abuse when I belittle pupils,
    Have opponents in hot water for a minute like instant noodles,
    N keep cookin em until the cracks show like snicker doodles,
    Sparing no one, because waging war isn't frugal,
    Steady paced cuz rushin sucks like women blowing dick for Rubles,
    I'd like to devote more time to searching pics of tits on Google,
    But when it comes to aiding human progression it sadly isn't useful

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    Ay, yo, I’m like a mix between Kenny Loggins and Henry Rollins.
    Cuz, I swear on Bender’s coffin I’m never stopping til I’m dead and dropping,
    Since back when I collected Boglins and held up ice cream vans for extra toppings.
    Cherry popping, I gave your girl a sensual knobbing.
    Sorry, My head’s a mess like my rented lodgings.
    This shit’s expensive like my ex’s shopping.
    This shit’s like a drug, I’m phonetics shottin’.
    My gang’s even got a forensics cop in.

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    Re: Rhyme Cypher

    Don't think I brought my tools, then these straps'll alarm ya,
    2 clips shock em like car battery chargers,
    I let my nuts hang, so between my feet the gap'll be larger,
    cuz I'm inna ballroom like I'm dancing with Martha,
    My ex went on a diet, she sucked my massive banana,
    I bust in her throat to make counting calories harder,
    Alan partridge voice "Film idea, My struggle with wanking: The saga",
    Next time someone asks for a light I might actually spark ya,
    Got a couple bi bitches that I bang in my Lada & I make the scissors sticky like a cannabis farmer

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    Damn Bag, that line about the sex position was fucking funny like jester jism.
    I often talk to myself, but I never listen.
    I’m gonna make a name for myself... maybe Geoffrey Chisholm, Chester Gibbons;
    I got a couple hundred fake IDs since I left the prison.
    Your lyrics got me feeling less proficient than a dead physician.
    My mind palace is due for demolition.
    Lines of MDMA, GHB, DMT... shit’s sounding like a test for vision.
    I pull more tricks than television’s best magicians.
    I fuck wart encrusted cunts just for extra friction.
    My sentences go over ‘cees, that’s an extradition.
    I drop molly every weekend, that’s an X tradition.
    Hungry, I wanna extra dish an’...

    Next rhyme: Xcom 2
    Last edited by Virbius; November 12th, 2021 at 03:09 PM

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    Re: Rhyme Cypher

    My concepts out this world, like XCom2
    Ya'll sleeping like them alarms been left on snooze..
    I aint tryna flex on you..but I go def con, dude...
    NBA refs w/ stepped on shoes..
    ..This arm swing when I put this tech on you

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    If you see me cross dressing it's murder in the first and I couldn't find a bitch to put the burner in her purse,
    If I wasn't such a psychotic extroverted introvert, It's a cert I'd big up Virb n Phalanx verses with some words,
    Overall, I wouldn't say my tendency to be a pervert is the worst,
    but unless I've decided to wear a shirt n hit the kerbs,
    I do make sure every Thursday is reserved to Google search delicious girls n jerk it til it hurts in 30 minute bursts,
    There's no issue with wearing turbans into church, can't say the same for the mosque when you turn burqas into skirts,
    With one night stands I prefer the mingin birds,
    Cuz there's fine line between "rapey" & "determined til it works"

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