Das You Have The Worst Taste In Women

[Brother Blue Collar]

Money, young man, money. Basically, you think about hot chicks. Seriously though, unless your thinking about being in the Artic tundra naked with Rosie O'Donnel, your going to get it up.

I don't look at gay porn, and I seriously can't handle watching/doing anal with girls after that shit, but it seriously isn't all that bad and I'm not gay for it. I don't dig guys.

i couldn't/wouldn't do that shit.

[FriendlyAlbanian]

i couldn't/wouldn't do that shit.

Yeah, I wouldn't really advise it, I'm just saying it didn't make me gay. If you do do it, make sure its ridiculously hilarious.

After it though, I was like WTF, the dude wouldn't shut the fuck up about how bad he wanted it in the pooper and I was just like, I'm out, holla.

[Brother Blue Collar]

Yeah, I wouldn't really advise it, I'm just saying it didn't make me gay. If you do do it, make sure its ridiculously hilarious.

After it though, I was like WTF, the dude wouldn't shut the fuck up about how bad he wanted it in the pooper and I was just like, I'm out, holla.

that shit would prolly make me wanna slit my wrists

[Kris Cain]

cristiano ronaldo

you are a faggot

banned for a day for excessive faggotry.

[FriendlyAlbanian]

that shit would prolly make me wanna slit my wrists

It was a weird ass scenario... I was under aged, probally the ultimate drug deal gone bad. It started from what you got to OMG ill pay you 60 dollars to see your wee wee, to OMG 100 to jack it off, to OMG 300 to roll around on your dick (no penetration), to OMG 400 to suck it, and shit just kept going up and up. Funniest shit was dude had a triple beam and kept getting knocks on his door from fiends, and was always like "Look I aint gay nigga I just love white dick, DO NOT TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS SHIT, i get MAD pussy." Dude was a serious freak for the dick in a bad way, but I was just like wow this is alot of fucking money, and I hella felt violated afterwards, but as time went on it got more lolworthy, and heh it was consensual, and if I snitched I'd probably get prostition charges.

Never did that shit again. A bunch of random ass since old white men start conversations up with me then are like wow you must really want to fuck, and im like no im cool, then there like well money wouldn't do the trick, and I'm always like well good to meet you I'm running away now.

[Brother Blue Collar]

cristiano ronaldo

you are a faggot

banned for a day for excessive faggotry.

hmm this is what gayness gets you.

[dolphinman]

cristiano ronaldo

you are a faggot

banned for a day for excessive faggotry.

yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

[soaL]

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