The Best Punchlines, Metaphors, Similies, Disses etc.

[>Inertia>]

^the original Big Pun line was..

"Dead in the middle of little Italy little did we know we riddled some middleman who didn't do diddily" from Twinz.

[J_Street]

My bad it's been a minute since i heard it.

[doesnotexist]

LOL if ure gon drop a line at least drop it right goddamit.

And That Canibus line is ill.

[J_Street]

canibus had alot of hot punchlines i just think he couldn't make a song to save his life...

I battle u sittin ova da toliet wit my dick out
junglin a hand gernade wit da pin out
in a stolen car wit da vin numba ripped out
drinkin gin doin my style in a 360 spin out

[doesnotexist]

Well Rip the Jacker has good songs... if he can keep that up he might get the respect he deserves.

[J_Street]

true true but he is underated and alot of people sleep on him

[Stuff'd Aminol]

"This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy
But a pussy havin no God Damn sense, try and push me"- Jay-z

[doesnotexist]

"This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy
But a pussy havin no God Damn sense, try and push me"- Jay-z

Sorry to tell u but Jay bit that off Bun-B from UGK word for word.

[Stuff'd Aminol]

Sorry to tell u but Jay bit that off Bun-B from UGK word for word.

oh, i don't really listen to bun-b so i wouldn't no

[doesnotexist]

Me neither its just something that cought my eye in the XXL's herd it all before column.

[***G-eCuA***]

.........read below....posted by yours trueLy

[Stuff'd Aminol]

"pun summed it up, your verse didn't do dittilly, didn't do shit for me
you ain't straight, i fuck ur punchline up so u spittin a squig-e-ly" i just merked ur best line in a freestyle, and i'm 13, lmao

[VerbalSpecimin]

lol yo who is that a pic of in your sig vanja?

thank you that is a fuckin webcam pic of a dude in ur sig i dont give a fuck if its chino XL or canibus its still a fuckin webcam pic of a dude wit a beater on and yes i kno who rass kass is but i dont go lookin for pics of them on the internet


THIS IS SCIONTIFIK

[doesnotexist]

Youre obviosly a homosexual, plz die and dont come back ever again.

[KOE]

I really liked Eminem and his daugter on "Doe Day Me"
"Halie"
"Yes daddy"
"Bring daddy his Oscar, we're gonna shove it up Ja Rule's Ass"
and at the end
"Daddy, is Ja Rule taller than me?"
"No sweety, you and him are the same size"

Then Obie Trice "I know Mrs. Shakur doesn't appreciate Jeffrey Atkins re-enactin' her boy"

I hate Ja Rule