What The Fuck @ Edge being World Champ?
PITTSBURGH — The Rated-R Superstar cashed in his newly acquired Money in the Bank title opportunity tonight and knocked the sports-entertainment world off its axis by becoming the new World Heavyweight Champion. Following a beastly, relentless attack from a returning Mark Henry, Edge picked the bones of a bloodied Undertaker to win the first World Heavyweight Championship of his career.
With Edge’s nefarious, well-calculated triumph taking place at the close of Undertaker and Batista’s tumultuous caged war, the Steel City became the “Steal City” tonight.
Though the night ended with an R-rated celebration, it was originally a night where the fate of the World Heavyweight Championship was to be decided within the merciless walls of a 15-foot high steel cage. For what seemed like an eternity of brutality, Undertaker and Batista took one another to their physical limits, as both warriors nearly exploded through the fortified steel.
Beaten and barely able to stand, the challenger and the champion ultimately managed to somehow escape the cage at the exact same moment, ending the contest in a draw. Thus, the epic, four-month rivalry between The Phenom and The Animal – two of the most dominant competitors in SmackDown history – culminated with controversy and indecision, much similar to their fierce Last Man Standing Match at Backlash.
Moments after Batista and The Deadman gave every last ounce of themselves in pursuit of the title, the unexpected sound of the World’s Strongest Man’s theme music rung throughout the Mellon Arena. At the end of one of the most savage Steel Cage Match in history, Henry nearly maimed The Phenom and left him a mess in the center of the ring. Only then, with the fallen gladiator ravaged, the Rated-R Superstar would come to claim his championship opportunity.
Just 24 hours after shrewdly coaxing Mr. Kennedy into defending the Money in the Bank opportunity and seizing it on Raw, Edge defected to SmackDown at the most opportune moment. One Spear and three counts of the referee’s hand later, it was New Year’s Revolution 2006 all over again. Yet again, Edge cashed in the Money in the Bank guarantee for a title match any time, any place, anywhere – this time for the World Heavyweight Championship. As an opportunistic Edge stood as the newly crowned bearer of SmackDown’s richest prize, the very landscape of sports-entertainment morphed to become Rated-R.
See this chaotic confrontation between The Animal and The Deadman as well as the new champion’s vile, heinous master plan realized by tuning in Friday night, only on The CW Network.
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WTF @ you watching this shit is more like it.
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There are a few WWE fans that go on this site.
Thomas, Me and Untouchable.
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WTF @ Only 2 comments.
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cena>edge
wwe champ>world championship
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WTF @ people thinking this stuff is real.
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WTF @ Me knowing it's fake but watches it anyway.
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If its in the script its in the script na mean?
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this is for real sports...not sports/drama
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Actually he won the title because of a huge injury bug that just hit WWE
Ken Kennedy tore a muscle in his leg and he will be out for 3 months...so they had to let Edge get the money in the bank...Undertaker tore his bicep muscle so badly people said it moved up to his shoulder...and requires surgery...so he'll be out for awhile...so Edge got the money in the bank from an injured Kennedy...and beat Undertaker so they could let them both be gone for awhile...which I'm sure you'll notice in a few weeks that they are both missing
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Actually he won the title because of a huge injury bug that just hit WWE
Ken Kennedy tore a muscle in his leg and he will be out for 3 months...so they had to let Edge get the money in the bank...Undertaker tore his bicep muscle so badly people said it moved up to his shoulder...and requires surgery...so he'll be out for awhile...so Edge got the money in the bank from an injured Kennedy...and beat Undertaker so they could let them both be gone for awhile...which I'm sure you'll notice in a few weeks that they are both missing
aye. .
A Batista/Edge program is in the works. Kind of sucks for Edge, seeing as they onl yput a title on him whne every one else is inkcapecateded.